What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How did your marriage end?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why am I tired all the time?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”